hobbitunderthemountain:

my favorite thing about auj is bilbo’s insistence that he doesn’t need a pony and can walk because:

 “I–I’m sure I can keep up on foot. I– I–I’ve done my fair share of walking holidays, you know. I even got as far as Frogmorton once–”

like buddy….

YOU CAN HARDLY EVEN SEE THE DISTANCE MARKER ON THE LARGER MAP…. LIKE…..bilbo….. you’ve got to realize….. the length of the journey you just signed up for……..

YOU CANNOT DO THIS ON FOOT, SWEET CHILD.